The Jesus Conundrum

A friend posted a few “typographic conundrums” on Facebook recently, and I was very taken by them. In fact, I was smitten. They were so simple, so perfect. The word “lie” was written in tiny, frosty type against a slate background. What was it? A …

The Parent Gene

I don’t know how they do it — mine, or anyone else’s. I don’t know how they have the energy to focus on anything more than when their next nap will be. I don’t know how any quality sleep can ever be had when their ears never rest. Even the slight…

Tom.

One of my all-time favorite albums is one that pulls from many. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers’ greatest hits compilation is a collection of tunes that takes me back almost two decades – back to when I first started listening to it.Do you have a …

Farewell, Tax Refund

My cat has been fairly aloof this week — more aloof than cats tend to be, that is. I suspected a few days ago that he’d been in a brawl, because I heard the distant screeching of two felines mixing it up late one night. He also reeked the next mo…

The Sign Test

A long time ago, someone told me that you could tell a good establishment by conducting a simple sign test. If the word “cocktails” was mentioned on the signage, it was supposedly a good place to take a load off. If it simply said “bar,” one shoul…

Sleep when I’m dead?

I filled a new prescription last night to help with my shoulder issue. Not really a fan of ingesting 1000 mg of pain medication, but I was certainly looking forward to its effects. The literature, I noticed, said something different than what I re…

The Year of the Needle

I have a fairly high tolerance for pain, but I’m about at my limit. 2013 is no longer going to be known as the Year of the Snake. It shall henceforth be known as the Year of the Needle. Since February 14, I have been poked by needles 17 times. Fou…

Threesome, part 2

Today’s writing posted to another of my blogs accidentally — instead of posting to “Thanky.” Here’s that post, brief as though it may be, and regardless of whether my other space is still being read or not. *** Do you ever feel like you don’t rel…

The First Window

I’d been craving a hamburger since before Christmas, so I finally gave into it the other night. I ordered at the drive-thru, and my vittles came to $4.41. For once, the speaker was delightfully clear with nary an ounce of static, and the gal insid…